オープナー(対グループ)まとめ

ミステリー・メソッド・フォーラムより、使えそうなフレーズをまとめて行きます。

まずはオープナーから。これは主にクラブなど、男女混合の多人数グループに対して突っ込んでいくときに使えそうなフレーズです。簡単な英語の方が実践で使いやすいと思うので、シンプルなものを選んでいます。

 

G1.

Hey, how's party going on ?

(Looking at her) Oh, you're my type, if I were not GAY.

 

G2.

It's interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest. 

 

G3.

Who is the leader here?

(say playfully to leader who pointed)

What qualifies you to be in charge? 

 

G4.

Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright, close your eyes.

(Take cute girl away from the group while everybody's eyes are closed.

Do not return.)

 

G5.

You guys are not a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied someone like me.

 

G6.

(Count the number of people in the group(say N) Say out loud )

Dont you guys know that 'N' is an unlucky number?