Hey, I need to ask your opinion. Can a straight guy date a Bi (Bi-sexual) girl?
(Girl : Blah Blah Blah)
Hmm...well it goes a bit deeper, you see my friend TOM has been dating a girl and yes it turns out she's Bi.
It was no big deal, until he realized that they share a former ex-girlfriend !
So essentially he's dating his ex-girlfriends, ex-girlfriend.
What do you think about that?
Do you believe in ESP?
Just think of the first # that pops into your head from 1 to 4.
Don’t say it. Just think it ... now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on
a blackboard in your head.
Have you done that?
On the blackboard, I see the number ... 3.
Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different # from 1 to 10. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard ...
you are thinking of the number ... 9.
PROOF! ESP does NOT exist ! And you believe in ESP ! hahaha
Hey, how's party going on ?
(Looking at her) Oh, you're my type, if I were not GAY.
It's interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest.
Who is the leader here?
(say playfully to leader who pointed)
What qualifies you to be in charge?
Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright, close your eyes.
(Take cute girl away from the group while everybody's eyes are closed.
Do not return.)
You guys are not a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied someone like me.
(Count the number of people in the group(say N) Say out loud )
Dont you guys know that 'N' is an unlucky number?