和み バイセクシャルルーティン、ESPルーティン

和みに使えそうなルーティンをまとめていきます。

どちらもオープナー寄りですので、食いつきを上げるというよりは、場を盛り上げるために使うのが良いです。

 

C1.

Hey, I need to ask your opinion. Can a straight guy date a Bi (Bi-sexual) girl?

(Girl : Blah Blah Blah)

Hmm...well it goes a bit deeper, you see my friend TOM has been dating a girl and yes it turns out she's Bi.

It was no big deal, until he realized that they share a former ex-girlfriend !

So essentially he's dating his ex-girlfriends, ex-girlfriend.

What do you think about that?

 

C2.

Do you believe in ESP?

Just think of the first # that pops into your head from 1 to 4.

Don’t say it. Just think it ... now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on
a blackboard in your head.

Have you done that?

(念力の芝居)

On the blackboard, I see the number ... 3.

(正解でも不正解でも構わず続ける)

Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different # from 1 to 10. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard ...
you are thinking of the number ... 9.

(当たればOK、外れたら)

PROOF! ESP does NOT exist !  And you believe in ESP ! hahaha

 

オープナー(対グループ)まとめ

ミステリー・メソッド・フォーラムより、使えそうなフレーズをまとめて行きます。

まずはオープナーから。これは主にクラブなど、男女混合の多人数グループに対して突っ込んでいくときに使えそうなフレーズです。簡単な英語の方が実践で使いやすいと思うので、シンプルなものを選んでいます。

 

G1.

Hey, how's party going on ?

(Looking at her) Oh, you're my type, if I were not GAY.

 

G2.

It's interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest. 

 

G3.

Who is the leader here?

(say playfully to leader who pointed)

What qualifies you to be in charge? 

 

G4.

Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright, close your eyes.

(Take cute girl away from the group while everybody's eyes are closed.

Do not return.)

 

G5.

You guys are not a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied someone like me.

 

G6.

(Count the number of people in the group(say N) Say out loud )

Dont you guys know that 'N' is an unlucky number?